Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.
you can go fuck yourself
- post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
- you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
- no more selfies allowed
- blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
- heroin will be legalized
- george bush will become president again
- stock market will crash
- korea will blow the US up
- world war 3
when you have so many ideas, but no talent
When you have so much talent, but no ideas
When you have no ideas and no talent.
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.
If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence