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fasterfood:

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no

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maybe

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alt-j:

idk why justin biebers ego is so big like does he not realize that 99% of his fan base is 9-14 years old

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cozyqueen:

bruh porn titles be so extra and so outta line like u got shit like “HORNY TIGHT ASIAN TEEN GAGS ON MONSTER COCK” like relax why u so loud & specific.

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When contempating a $15.00 purchase

10-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money
15-year-old me: Kickass, that's so cheap
20-year-old me: Wow idk that's a lot of money

vvankinq:

skypestripper:

hearing a story thats obviously made up

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espeonofficial:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"roger that"

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oliveaisfierce:

My friends and I at the dances. image

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alixjay:

cartersostoopid:

remember when the teacher dragged a tv on wheels like this kind of thing

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and you knew it was gonna be an awesome day

You obviously don’t remember correctly.

You had to push it, not drag it, or this would have happened:

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(Source: claphne, via pizza)

My #beautiful #boardercollie pup <3

booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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sofapizza:

sturmtruppen:

the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person

"look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg"
findmomo:

That “Get outta bed” face.
findmomo:

Find Momo at a bus stop in Houston!
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Come meet us at 2pm at @brazosBookstore and bring the red envelope hidden at the spot Momo is at in this picture! It’s a free book ticket and you’ll win a book! ✨📕✨ (at 49 49)

Toothless + lightbeam

kidflash4life:

When someone quotes a Dreamworks movie:

When they think it’s a Disney movie:

When you tell them that it’s Dreamworks and they say Dreamworks and Disney are the same thing:

(gifs aren’t mine)

(Source: horrendoushaddock4life)