Here To Make Your Day

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

(via callmemarshalllee)

if yahoo buys tumblr (ALL TRUE!!):

daftpostpunk:

• post limit gets changed to 150 posts a day
• you can’t google tumblr anymore you must yahoo it
• no more selfies allowed
• blogs with less than 300 followers will be deleted
• heroin will be legalized
• george bush will become president again
• stock market will crash
• korea will blow the US up
• world war 3

(via skateeverydamnday)

(Source: makemelaugh-site, via sk8ter-orgasm)

sixthgunforlife:

the-devils-beast:

nicodoublele:

when you have so many ideas, but no talent

When you have so much talent, but no ideas

When you have no ideas and no talent.

(via callmemarshalllee)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via this-luck-is-one-of-a-kind)

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

(via this-luck-is-one-of-a-kind)

quazza:

i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence

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(Source: chrull, via jacks-halfeaten-burrito)

nephilim-addiction:

Summary of my longboard ride: 2 guys (about my age) running in the street with capes and my neighbor coming out of his house dressed with a chicken costume… What the hell’s going on